11/20/08: Voted for Marvin the Martian over The Great Gazoo.

11/11/08: Voted for Paul McCartney & Wing's "Live and Let Die" over Duran Duran's "A View To A Kill".

10/30/08: Voted for Egging over Toilet Papering - aka TP'ing.

10/29/08: Voted for WITCH over GHOST.

10/28/08: Voted for Vampire over Werewolf.

10/20/08: Voted for Tampa Bay Rays over Philadelphia Phillies.

10/15/08: Voted for Rubber band over Paper Clip.

10/14/08: Voted for Kazoo over Slide Whistle.

10/13/08: Voted for Christopher Columbus over Sammy Hagar.

10/03/08: Voted for Joe Biden over Sarah Palin.

10/01/08: Voted for The Roadrunner over Speedy Gonzalez.

9/29/08: Voted for Cool Hand Luke over Butch Cassidy.

9/23/08: Voted for Triumph, the Insult Comic Dog over Don Rickles.

9/19/08: Voted for Not Washing Hands over Double Dipping.

9/15/08: Voted for Mac & PC guy ads over Jerry & Bill ads.

8/25/08: Voted for The fastest runner in the world over The fastest swimmer in the world.

8/18/08: Voted for Fred Flinstone over Homer Simpson.

8/12/08: Voted for Acadamy Award over Olympic Medal.

9/09/08: Voted for Plum over Peach.

8/08/08: Voted for Eli Manning, Giants QB over Brett Favre, Jets QB.

8/06/08: Voted for Carlton over Rerun.

8/05/08: Voted for Play-Doh over Silly Putty.

8/01/08: Voted for baby corn over baby carrots.

7/25/08: Voted for Rod Stewart over John (Cougar) Mellencamp.

7/24/08: Voted for Mulder and Scully's The X-Files: I Want To Believe over The Stepbrothers' Step Brothers.

7/22/08: Voted for Hancock over Circus-Man Orange Cream Bar (aka a Creamsicle).

7/17/08: Voted for SUPERMAN over BATMAN.

7/10/08: Voted for NYC girls over LA girls.

7/09/08: Voted for Tom Hanks over Jack White (from the White Stripes, The Raconteurs...).

7/02/08: Voted for Jessica Simpson over Pamela Anderson.

6/30/08: Voted for Replicate Professor Splash's World Shallow Dive Record over Take one punch from me, Mike Tyson.

10/22/08: Voted for Gonzo the Great over Super Gover.

7/08/08: Voted for McGruff the Crime Dog over Smokey the Bear.

6/23/08: Voted for F%ck over Sh*t.

6/20/08: Voted for John Goodman over Lionel Richie.

8/11/08: Voted for Plumbing over Electricity.

6/18/08: Voted for Bruce Lee's Fundamentals For Getting Your Life In Shape over Ghandhi's Fundamentals For Changing The World.

6/16/08: Voted for Ed Norton over Mark Wahlberg.

6/12/08: Voted for The Incredible Hulk over Oprah Winfrey.

6/09/08: Voted for Clint Eastwood over Spike Lee.

6/05/08: Voted for I like Turtles over Dramatic Chipmunk.

6/03/08: Voted for Roger Moore over Sean Connery.

6/02/08: Voted for Sal Carbone over Usain Bolt.

5/31/08: Voted for Broken ISS Space Toilet over A Sex in the City Weekend (below describes what that is).

5/19/08: Voted for Krispy Kreme Doughnuts over Dunkin Donuts.

5/18/08: Voted for Travel into the Future over Travel into the Past.

5/14/08: Voted for Fraggle Rock over The Smurfs.

5/09/08: Voted for Barbara Bush over Jenna Bush.

5/08/08: Voted for IRON MAN (Marvel Party) over BATMAN (DC Party).

5/05/08: Voted for Tequila/Tequila drinks (Margaritas) over Mexican Beers.

5/02/08: Voted for Loverboy - Working for the Weekend over Wang Chung - Everybody Have Fun Tonight.

12/31/69: Voted for Will Jones over Latarian Milton.

4/18/08: Voted for The Rapping News Anchor over Bruce ServicePack and the Vista Street Band.

4/15/08: Voted for Mischa Barton over Paris Hilton.

4/10/08: Voted for Indiana Jones over Han Solo.

4/09/08: Voted for Monkey & Dog over George Takei Singing Country.

4/08/08: Voted for Charlton Heston in The Planet of the Apes over Charlton Heston in The Ten Commandments.

4/02/08: Voted for Zipper over Velcro.

4/01/08: Voted for GayCowboy over nothing.

4/05/08: Voted for Option 2: Buy a Camera over Option 1: Videographer.

3/27/08: Voted for Hard Shell Taco over Soft Shell Taco.

3/25/08: Voted for Bud Light over Miller Lite.

3/19/08: Voted for According to Maxim magazine - Sarah Jessica Parker IS the World's Unsexiest Woman over According to Maxim magazine - Amy Winehouse is the runner up for World's Unsexiest Woman.

3/11/08: Voted for Governor Spitzer getting caught in a prostitution scandal over Finding out that Kevin Spacey's character in The Usual Suspects (Roger "Verbal" Kint) was Keyser Söze.

3/07/08: Voted for Mr. Potato Head over Mr. Peanut.

3/05/08: Voted for Optimus Prime over Terminator.

2/29/08: Voted for Your Own Small Private Island over Your Own Skyscraper in a Major City.

2/25/08: Voted for Ethan Coen over Joel Coen.

2/20/08: Voted for The King (Burger King) over Ronald McDonald.

2/19/08: Voted for There Will Be Blood over No Country for Old Men.

2/15/08: Voted for Brian McNamee over Roger Clemens.

2/14/08: Voted for Handcuffs over Whip Cream.

2/05/08: Voted for Hillary over Obama.

1/28/08: Voted for Going to see Rambo (the new movie) over Playing nintendo Contra.

3/26/08: Voted for Komodo Dragon over Polar Bear.

1/22/08: Voted for Alien (from somewhere other than Earth) over Terrestial (origins are on Earth).

1/21/08: Voted for Tyra Banks over Britney Spears.

1/18/08: Voted for NY GIANTS over GREEN BAY PACKERS.

1/17/08: Voted for Roy Jones, Jr. over Felix "Tito" Trinidad.

1/15/08: Voted for Mary J. Blige over Wyclef Jean.

1/14/08: Voted for It's okay that there was no Golden Globes awards show over You were upset there was no Golden Globes Award Show.

1/24/08: Voted for Eddie Van Halen over David Lee Roth.

1/08/08: Voted for Angela Bower over Mona Robinson.

1/03/08: Voted for Letterman with a Beard over Conan with a Beard.

1/02/08: Voted for 1987 over 2007.

12/20/07: Voted for Isiah Thomas is the NY Knick's Jinx over Jessica Simpson is Tony Romo's Jinx.

12/19/07: Voted for PETER JACKSON over BUILDING IMPLOSIONS.

12/18/07: Voted for a HORRIBLE cook but SO HOT over REALLY Ugly but a GREAT & CRAFTY cook.

12/13/07: Voted for Jessica Alba over Adriana Lima.

12/12/07: Voted for Laverne De Fazio over Shirley Feeney.

1/29/08: Voted for Mary Ann over Ginger.

12/05/07: Voted for Making out with Rosie O'Donnell for 30 full seconds over Getting really drunk and throwing up in front of your co-workers & boss.

12/04/07: Voted for Jeff Bridges over Jay-Z.

11/28/07: Voted for Indiana Jones from KINGDOM OF THE CRYSTAL SKULL over The Joker on the cover of Empire Magazine.

11/27/07: Voted for Beck - Loser over Radiohead - Creep.

11/20/07: Voted for Bill & Ted over Harry & Lloyd (aka Dumb & Dumber).

12/14/07: Voted for National Security over Global Warming.

11/13/07: Voted for Boba Fett over Predator.

11/08/07: Voted for BON JOVI over JOURNEY.

11/06/07: Voted for Chicken over Tofu.

11/01/07: Voted for The Munsters over The Addams Family.

10/31/07: Voted for Jason Voorhees over Michael Myers.

10/29/07: Voted for Ghosts over Witches.

10/28/07: Voted for Mr. Miyagi & Danielson over Mr. Miyagi & Danielson.

10/25/07: Voted for 'Mad' Max Rockatansky over El Mariachi (from Desperado).

10/23/07: Voted for Abominable Snowman hitting Penguin Game over panda golf II.

10/21/07: Voted for Cleveland Indians over Boston Redsox.

10/16/07: Voted for Sexiest Woman Alive 2006 - Scarlett Johanssen over Sexiest Woman Alive 2007 - Charlize Theron.

11/14/07: Voted for Irwin Fletcher in FLETCH over Axel Foley in BEVERLY HILLS COP.

10/11/07: Voted for John Turturro in The Big Lebowski: Jesus scene over Alfred Molina in Boogie Nights: Drug Deal scene.

10/10/07: Voted for Starship Enterprise-A over Millenium Falcon.

10/07/07: Voted for NY GIANTS over NY JETS.

10/06/07: Voted for LET THEM PLAY, LIKE THEY DID over DELAY THE GAME.

10/05/07: Voted for Dark Colored Soft Drinks over Clear Colored Soft Drinks.

10/04/07: Voted for The Fantastic Four over The Beatles.

11/16/07: Voted for Half-Windsor over Windsor Knot.

9/27/07: Voted for Ben Affleck over Jennifer Garner.

9/26/07: Voted for Men at Work - Down Under over The Cars - You Might Think.

9/21/07: Voted for Chad Johnson over Terrell Owens.

9/18/07: Voted for 2007 Best Drama Series - The Sopranos over 2007 Best Comedy Series - 30 Rock.

9/11/07: Voted for Kanye West over 50 Cent.

9/10/07: Voted for Kid Rock over Tommy Lee.

10/17/07: Voted for Dr. Teeth & The Electric Mayham over Spinal Tap.

9/14/07: Voted for alcohol over caffeine.

9/13/07: Voted for The Swedish Chef over Chef Boyardee.

8/29/07: Voted for YEARLY INSTALLMENTS over ONE LUMP SUM.

8/20/07: Voted for Going to the secret hidden bar/lounge at Grif Dogs over Getting abducted over the weekend by an alien.

8/15/07: Voted for I dream of Jeannie over Bewitched.

8/14/07: Voted for The Police reuniting for a tour over Van Halen reuniting for a tour.

8/13/07: Voted for Kanye West over 50 Cent.

8/08/07: Voted for catching number 756 over hitting number 756.

8/07/07: Voted for Showtime over FOX.

8/02/07: Voted for Kicked in the Nuts dudes over Nose Honking Dude.

8/01/07: Voted for Jason Bourne over Underdog (the live action version).

7/31/07: Voted for Drew Carey taking over The Price is Right over Jimmy Fallon taking over Late Night.

7/26/07: Voted for Homer Simpson over Al Bundy.

7/23/07: Voted for A dog spending one night with Michael Jackson over A kid spending one night with Michael Vick.

7/20/07: Voted for John Travolta (as a woman) & Christopher Walken over Adam Sandler & Kevin James aka Chuck & Larry.

7/19/07: Voted for Heidi Klum over Gisele Bundchen.

7/18/07: Voted for The name of that JJ Abrams trailer over What happens in the new Harry Potter book.

7/16/07: Voted for Mr. Ping Ping over Bao Xishun.

7/13/07: Voted for Mike Myers over Jason (Friday the 13th).

7/12/07: Voted for In a fight: Harry Potter over In a fight: Anakin Skywalker.

7/11/07: Voted for Garfield (the cartoon show) over Heathcliff (the cartoon show).

7/10/07: Voted for 2007 National League Allstar Team over 2007 American League Allstar Team.

7/02/07: Voted for Baba Booey over Ratatouille.

6/28/07: Voted for Little Superstar  over Dramatic Chipmunk/Prairie Dog.

6/25/07: Voted for Prince William over Prince Harry.

6/20/07: Voted for John O'Hurley over Rosie O'Donnell.