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Today, who is THE April Fool? |
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| nothing | GayCowboy | |
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- Why would you even think about voting for me today, i'm nothing - GayCowboy was born on April 1, he is the April fool. Go roast that guy in the peanut gallery.
- "I've done and do nothing. I am nothing. How can I be a fool if I am nothing? A fool is something. I am not something." |
- FIRST THINGS FIRST - IT'S GAYCOWBOY'S BIRTHDAY TODAY !! PLEASE wish him a Happy Birthday in the PEANUT GALLERY
- when he was born, the doctor said, maam, congratulations, you have a baby boy! His mom looked at the Doctor and said, "ha ha ha doctor!! Good April Fool's Joke, she's a beautiful girl. Thank you!" - he's not gay...and no, it's not an April Fool's Joke...he's really not. The history (mythology in brief) of the GayCowboy - he shows up at a Halloween Party dressed like, well, a GayCowboy...name has stuck every since. - rawarwarwarwarwarwarawrwa - this dude has gotten into SO many shenanigans, i don't know where to even start. You know what, i leave this one to you. if you have a GOOD GayCowboy story PUT IT IN THE PEANUT GALLERY! Way back (when we were 22), StiemyG and I called the GC to meet up for drinks. We told him what bar to meet us at. StiemyG and I, being the stinkers that we are, made sure to pick a gay bar (not that there's anything wrong with it)...BUT instead of going in, we stood across the street and hid out. We watched the GC walk into the bar, then exit about 10 minutes later with his hands up in the air, smiling and looking for us. he knew he'd been stinkered. ha ha. too funny. - another XvsY favorite - i've once raced him to the movie theater, and toward the end of the race, watched him fall on his ass, at full speed. oh man, so funny...what a fool. - he once fell off a ski lift. TOO funny....and again, what a fool. - ha ha. I think he also got kicked out of a Weird Al concert for body surfing. - drove an astrovan back in his hey day....okay, maybe that's cool. - XvsY's Go-to-Dude for most all things cool and a great buddy in general. The guy, surprisingly, is smart and XvsY would like to thank him for pretty much kickstarting my whole computer world. Thanks, you April Fool. |
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Contest Info
Created byXVSY
on April 01, 2008
- Voting ended April 01, 2008
- Main Staged on April 01, 2008
- Featured on April 01, 2008
- Guest voting is allowed.
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long hair, iron maiden jackets, and letting like 50 fireflies go in my room when i was like 6 where to start.... schmuck
Gay Cowboy stories? I got a ton. And the Weird Al concert is a true story although it wasn’t him that got thrown out it was a male friend of ours who is now a woman. Every Gay Cowboy story is even more amazing than the myth left in its path. Here is a doozy: The year is 1990. GC has his driver’s license before just about everyone in our grade (left back?) We drive to the "Bitch Ditch" behind Shoprite to go skate. The cops show up but can't drive into the skate spot (really just a rain water aqueduct) so they are forced to park 10 feet away in the Shoprite lot. As they are getting out of their car GC places a single bottle rocket through the chain link fence pointing at the cop car. He lights the fuse and the rocket screams forward leaving a spiral trail of smoke, lands under the cop car and reports. We ran THROUGH the aqueduct and all its slimy water and races back to GC house where we ate Skittles and laughed.
I would hate to be someone who shared any kind of lineage with GC. That would be horrible. Human AND related. I would have to permanently disconnect myself.
Good point Steimy. he is still that guy. and don't make me bring up the tainted chicken meal on the way to Vermont and the ensuing Tsunami of filth.
even while I'm in a session getting my taxes done, I know the GC is the April fool and, yes stiermyg I concur, he loves Asian women and also chicken wings
actually this seems more like the GC than most. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hXfxX9EZEv0&NR=1
One time the Gay Cowboy was shot into space where he discovered the orange asteroids they make Tang out of. Seriously though, for a gay man he sure likes the ladies. We once got stuck in his van after he drove into a ditch at Shawnee Mountain. He walked back to the mountain for help and I eventually rocked the van out and drove back to find him hitting on a chick in the parking lot. Gay my ass! Wait a minute, cancel that last statement.
Your follicle manipulation retrospective thoughts are the same general feelings associated with your race by machines. Shock and awesome.
I do not know GC, but I'm sure he would find this funny. http://internetisseriousbusiness.com/
AHAHAHAHHA booty!!!! I got suckered only 1 and a half hours into april fools! DAMN IT THE YOUTUBES! So great.
I am hypnotized by GayCowboy's picture. It's like he's staring at me straight from the internets saying "Hey partner, care to wrassle?"
That is the Humans obsession with sexuality again. It is natural for you to have these feelings BootyWhiteMan.
if that's hypnotizin you....how about this pic - another blast from the past - (please note, there are a few peanut gallery yucksters in this pic) http://xversusy.com/files/rawarawaraw.jpg
holy shit, camp westmont, REPRESENT! Anyone know a Barbra Bellski? (singing) BARBRA!!!! I ONCE KNEW A GIRL NAMED BARBRA!
That tall kid on the right is the ugliest Human child I have ever documented. Thank you for posting.
thanks for the compliment HAl5000 - i've never been called the "tall" one....maybe i should thank the wandermans...anyway, you're still a tard - retard! learn how to write and spell - new name for you - Tard5000
Don't they just grow up so fast? Why, wasn't it only last week that we were reselling Mike B's chocolate lollipops on the playground, but leaving him to take the rap? Wasn't it only last week that we were in Med-O-Lark putting toothpaste in W's underwear? Wasn't it only last week that we left the karaoke totally unfulfilled? Oh wait.. that last one... Happy Birthday, Bitch. I gotta present for you, I've wrapped it up and named it Joe.
gaycowboy is a puttz, but happy birthday none the less. i always thought you were gay. greybeard, you are an idiot for eating that sandwich. i hope you at least got some "grey poop-on" it....
i already got GC a present, but I think I found something for the XYMonkey http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jSFD0Ni7miA
321, wtf? That laydee was totally representing like she had some kinda mad DVD collection and she really didn't?? I'm totally never going to Russia to get my bride on, thanks for posting that exposé.
nice link Jackpot321 and maybe XversusY should move it's headquarters to Russia...i've always wanted to find a hot girl who uses photoshop. GayCowboy...rockin adidas threads indeed.
I know all I need of your language. You may spell everything correctly but your writing skills are sup par, even for a Human. You sound like a 12 year old. Good day to you sir. I said good day.
3 things make chicks happy, stuff involving themselves, stuff involving others talking about them and anything GayCowboy.
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ahhh the gay cowboy. I remember when he had long fabio hair and used to live in a cave. I remember when he used to wear ocean pacific. I remember when he thought airwalks were appropriate at a club. I remember when we shared a room in vermont, on a cold winter night and had to snuggle for warmth. Happy Birthday you glorious sweet brokeback soul.