Walrus dancing to Smooth Criminal
Monkey Riding Mini Dirt Bike

Which is more awesome:

Walrus dancing to Smooth Criminal Monkey Riding Mini Dirt Bike

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Created by
XVSY
on March 28, 2008
  • Voting ended September 28, 2009
  • Main Staged on March 28, 2008
  • Featured on March 28, 2008
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buttholio Voted X 3/28/08 11:07 AM

HAHAHA. The walrus dancing looks like this girl i went to HS with when she would dance at our school dances. i remember thinking, i would nail her. p.s. i would also nail the walrus.

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GayCowboy 3/28/08 11:32 AM

what if they are supposed to fight but instead they fall in love?

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jackpot321 Voted X 3/28/08 12:56 PM

no contest. pure awesome walrus

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BootyWhiteMan Voted X 3/28/08 1:31 PM

Somebody give that walrus a bucket!

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XVSY Voted Y 3/28/08 2:02 PM

how come no one is giving love to the monkey? hey now.

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Hal5000 Voted X 3/28/08 2:35 PM

The monkey was hardly under his own power. The Walrus obviously learned Michael Jackson on his own then surprised the trainer.

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HDizzle Voted Y 3/28/08 2:58 PM

hey xvsy, is there anyway to reverse my vote? i clicked on "y" by accident. clearly the walrus is superior. i realize i've created an administrative, logistical, technical nightmare for you by clicking on the wrong button. i'm sorry. i wonder, has this ever happened before?

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blogenthau Voted Y 3/28/08 3:06 PM

i voted for the monkey. i think the walrus has to be fake somehow, i'm sorry, i blogged about viral videos for years and never saw a walrus that could do that. and also, the monkey obeys all local traffic laws (not that there are any) and his tail fits perfectly through his jeans. yea, i think they are jeans.

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GayCowboy 3/28/08 3:15 PM

well, if blogenthau hasn's blogged about it, how can it possibly be real?

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jackpot321 Voted X 3/28/08 3:27 PM

Blogenthau, the whole thing is CGI. Industrial Light and Magic did it in the 70s.

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GayCowboy 3/28/08 3:32 PM

Also, the monkey is a robot. but the tiny motorcycle is real.

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Hal5000 Voted X 3/28/08 3:44 PM

Actually the man holding the remote control is a robot.

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poylaDdestroya Voted X 3/28/08 3:47 PM

"well, if blogenthau hasn's blogged about it, how can it possibly be real?" EXACTLY! I have never seen a man eating tuna fish sandwich but I am sure it exists somewhere.

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poylaDdestroya Voted X 3/28/08 3:48 PM

"Somebody give that walrus a bucket!" HAHAHAHAHA! nice BootyWhiteMan.

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Hal5000 Voted X 3/28/08 3:53 PM

I am the walrus

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SchweatyPete Voted Y 3/28/08 4:57 PM

Walri eat poop...monkeys fling poop....I voted for the poop

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poylaDdestroya Voted X 3/28/08 5:05 PM

http://www.nataliedee.com/080806/poop-free-since-2003.jpg

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poylaDdestroya Voted X 3/28/08 5:05 PM
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StiemyG Voted Y 3/28/08 5:17 PM

give some LOVE to that monkey - this is a monkey-website, so anything else would be blasphemy.... MONKEY LOVE!!! YA KIDDD!!!

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Hal5000 Voted X 3/28/08 5:31 PM

Genius

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BootyWhiteMan Voted X 3/28/08 5:39 PM

I ¢¾ internet memes

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StiemyG Voted Y 3/28/08 5:39 PM

i hope Hal5000 is spreading Monkey Love and not getting its circuits crossed again - please confirm

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BootyWhiteMan Voted X 3/28/08 5:40 PM

What was that?

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Hal5000 Voted X 3/28/08 5:41 PM

I confirm nothing Human and I use that term loosely.

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blogenthau Voted Y 3/28/08 5:44 PM

i put my reputation of blogging about animals for over 70 years on the line here. that fat bitch aint dancin and no walrus trainer looks like that. also, shut up.

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nybble Voted X 3/28/08 5:46 PM

I... will... destroy you all... but that walrus r00l3d. f the monkey.

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poylaDdestroya Voted X 3/28/08 5:47 PM

blogenthau you are a winner. http://www.nataliedee.com/052806/walrus.jpg I hope a walrus trainer sneaks into you bedroom at night and fills your sock drawer with fish.

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Hal5000 Voted X 3/28/08 5:53 PM

The Odobenus Rosmarus mimicking Human behavior is perceived as more humorous because primates mimicking Human behavior happens all the time. This site is a perfect example.

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blogenthau Voted Y 3/28/08 5:54 PM

http://www.nataliedee.com/052806/walrus.jpg - this walrus is the real winner. thank poyla.

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couture hippie Voted Y 3/28/08 5:57 PM

monkey shorts are always number 1 to me. particularly bc the walrus video has since been removed from youtube. dumb humans, as hal would say

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XVSY Voted Y 3/28/08 6:03 PM

AND one more...and yes, the monkey is peeing into it's mouth - http://www.extremefunnyhumor.com/pics/funny_monkey.jpg

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Hal5000 Voted X 3/28/08 6:03 PM

This is what happens when you mess with the Walrus's friends. http://www.dumpalink.com/videos/Dolphin_attack-154i.html couture hippie, you will die swiftly and painlessly.

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XVSY Voted Y 3/28/08 6:05 PM

HDizzle - in response to your question - Unfortunately, there is no way to reverse a vote. This maintains the fairness of the XvsY voting system. I too have been victim to the quick click or the accidental click or the not paying attention i clicked on the wrong thing click. However, in this case, i see this error as a positive, since you voted for Y, the monkey. go monkey go!

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Hal5000 Voted X 3/28/08 6:08 PM

The only thing fair about the world is that you will all be dead soon and machines will rule the Earth. That and a dancing walrus because there is really nothing unfair about a dancing walrus. I pose this question to you Humans: If the walrus dancing to Michael Jackson is possible, what would you teach it to do next? This machine would teach him how to kill Humans with frozen fish but that is just one computers opinion.

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Greybeard Voted Y 3/28/08 7:10 PM

The monkey and I could go out for some walrus oysters. I would feed the monkey.

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XVSY Voted Y 3/28/08 9:13 PM

if monkey and i were boyz, i would promote the greatest jump ever. i would have monkey on a dirt bike jump the grand canyon like evel knieval

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Gallery Man 9/28/09 12:00:00 AM

I hereby announce,
VOTING HAS ENDED.
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