Usain Bolt vs. Sal Carbone


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Usain Bolt		Sal Carbone
- ran 100 meters in 9.72 seconds and set a new world's record - This 21 yr. old Jamaican sprinter Usain Bolt (aka "The Lightning Bolt" & "world's fastest man") has recorded the world record in the 100 meter race. He ran it in 9.72 seconds. 9.72: Usain Bolt 100 meters world record - the race took place last night on Randall's Island at the Reebok Grand Prix at the Icahan Stadium - post race interview - "You can have the world record but to me if you don't have the gold medal in the Olympics or world championships, it means nothing. A gold medal is more important to me, especially the Olympic gold medal. Somebody's got to wait four years to beat you. If you're the world recordholder, it can be taken at any time." - XvsY once ran this fast too...it was when i was back in college and was sent on a sneak attack mission on another fraternity and on my way back i was fired at with a potato launcher. and No, never got hit.		- ate 15 & 1/8 slices in 12 minutes -Sal "Swallow 'Em Whole" Carbone is a Pizza Eating Machine. He chomped down - Sal is the winner of the 4th Annual Brooklyn PIzza Eating Contest - The contest took place in and was sponsored by Rocco's Pizza, Bay Ridge, Brooklyn, on 78th Street and 5th Avenue Here's what "Swallow 'Em Whole"had to say after the contestHear what Sal had to say after the contest - Hear what Joel "The Cannon" Podelsky had to say after the contest...he came in 3rd and was really full. - here is the final standings... 1.) Sal "Swallow 'Em Whole" Carbone -- 15 and 1/8th slices 2.) William "Eat it All" Millander -- 12 and 1/2 slices* 3.) Joel "The Cannon" Podelsky -- 10 and 3/4 slices 4.) David -- 10 and 1/2 slices 5.) Aaron -- 10 and 1/4 slices

Contest Info

Created by
XVSY
on June 02, 2008

Voting ended June 02, 2008
Main Staged on June 02, 2008
Featured on June 02, 2008
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bigslizz Voted Y 6/02/08 12:38 AM

Gotta go with Sal. I'll bet he's never just finished eating a bunch of pizza, then have someone challenge him to a pizza eating contest, beat him by .5 seconds, and then claim supremacy. Eh, XVY?

XVSY Voted X 6/02/08 1:24 AM

is this how you deal with loss bigslizz? i was in the same boat as you. So, let's do it again then...that's how not worried i am. i'd love to beat you twice in a ROw.

bigslizz Voted Y 6/02/08 1:31 AM

I'm just saying. Here's how it went - XVY: Slizz, you should chug a beer. Wasted Slizz: Okay! (chugs). XVY: That was one of the best chugs I've seen. Let's have a contest right now! Slizz: But I just chugged a beer? XVY: C'mon! Slizz: Okay. And then you won by tenths of a second.

friscokid 6/02/08 1:42 AM

This challenge reminds me of when SchweatyPete won that salad tossing contest...... YEAH KID.... Buttholio knows what I'm talking about.... no jelly or syrup.

XVSY Voted X 6/02/08 1:43 AM

ridiculous. I won't get into a he said/she said (she being bigfizz) but Your recount is scattered with inaccuracies. whatever it is, i'll say it again - let's do it again and have another contest - with judges, stopwatches, a cloth to wipe your tears after...whatever you want or need, let's do it. XvsY is in it to win it. my prediction....pain.

Hal5000 Voted Y 6/02/08 2:14 AM

These feats may be impressive for Humans, but that means nothing. Also, for the record, XVSY is not to be trusted. He suffers from selective memory. I bet bigslizz had 2 beers and a female phone number before XVSY finished his cup of Coors Lite.

nybble Voted X 6/02/08 8:31 AM

Come on. That guy's name is Usain Bolt! And he's a runner! It doesn't get better than that. Ok, no, he could also be a fighter pilot. That'd be a good fighter pilot name, too. Also, respeck to XVSY for a Mr. T quote. Clubba LANG!

SchweatyPete Voted X 6/02/08 10:41 AM

Frisco I have no idea about this salad tossing of which you speak and it seems to me that both syrup and jelly would be quite gross on a salad...this must be something you people out in San Fran do...like the felching you explained to us all at Minh's going away party...

SchweatyPete Voted X 6/02/08 10:42 AM

Plus a guy eating pizza is not nearly as good as a guy running fast...and on xvy I don't believe you ever ran that fast or ever won a beer chugging contest...we all know you don't have the lips for it!

poylaDdestroya Voted Y 6/02/08 11:00 AM

Pizza eating is a skill one could use to survive. Who needs to run fast? We have remote controls, escalators and the internets, why would we need to run anywhere? What the hell have we been working toward? You never know when you may be in for a trip to Long Island or some other place where pizza sucks. You have to have priorities people.

BootyWhiteMan Voted X 6/02/08 11:03 AM

Running fast is a good skill to have when trying to avoid people who are into tossing salad and felching.

SchweatyPete Voted X 6/02/08 11:45 AM

pizza eating is a skill pDd??? Running fast is a skill...eating fast means being good at swallowing...something at which I'm sure friscokid excels.

GayCowboy Voted Y 6/02/08 11:58 AM

Running is a skill that few people actually practice several times every day. So being good at running just means you are good at a skill only a tiny percent of people even care about. Its like how ScweatyPete thinks hes the best salad tosser in his cell block. But EVERYONE eats every day. If you are good at it, you are good at something everyone is practicing. So its truly a honor to be at the top of that game.

XVSY Voted X 6/02/08 12:00 PM

first things first, anyone who wants to have a chugging contest - let's do it. you'll see the true powers of XvsY. NOW about today's contest - a good friend, Dhop just pointed something very simple out to me - he said, there are a lot of people who could train to eat 15 slices of pizza in 12 minutes but not many who could train to run the 100 meters in 9.72 seconds. hmm....

GayCowboy Voted Y 6/02/08 12:07 PM

well, if Dhop said it, it must be true.

buttholio Voted X 6/02/08 1:14 PM

FriscoKid, you're such a jabroni. Go toss your own salad. This contest is super easy - LIGHTENING BOLT. Dude is fast as lightening. I'm also fast but that's when i'm pumping hot chicks. And in regards to this chugging contest - XvsY and Bigslizz are both fools...and I would outchug both of those twerps easy. Then i'd throw up on them both and be like "you've been buttholio'd!"

buttholio Voted X 6/02/08 1:15 PM

YEAH! And I tied the contest up. Up yours Y voters.

Hal5000 Voted Y 6/02/08 2:47 PM

Again, your Human skills are not even skills. You have legs and you have a (rather repulsive) digestive system so you eat. How fast and how much are even more unimportant. I voted Y to offset buttholio's vote. Your welcome.

jackpot321 Voted X 6/02/08 3:00 PM

I want to see who would win the contest of having to run constantly while eating 12 slices of pizza. Combo sports are our future. you have not been, nor will you ever be jackpotted.

Hal5000 Voted Y 6/02/08 3:35 PM

AMEN jackpot! Good point, I think Humans should start on founding a cliff jumping basketball league.

nybble Voted X 6/02/08 3:39 PM

I like turtles

BootyWhiteMan Voted X 6/02/08 3:53 PM

As far as combo sports go, I am the champion of drinking tequila and making an ass of myself.

poylaDdestroya Voted Y 6/02/08 5:15 PM

That is not a sport, that is a lifestyle. Backcountry out of body snowboarding is my specialty. I heard buttholio likes the Tri-dog-a-thon, which consists of speed humping a leg, drooling for distance and strategic poop placement.

jackpot321 Voted X 6/02/08 5:53 PM

what about the decadathawn where you freeze yer nuts for ten years and then get XvY to rub'em back to life like he likes to do.

XVSY Voted X 6/02/08 6:11 PM

we are talking about nuts like peanuts and walnuts right? I THINK a good cross combination of sports should involve boobies.

BlendedPhoenix Voted X 6/02/08 7:14 PM

You guys are silly, always distracted by the same thing or should I say things. Tee hee. That sprinter was amazing to watch. Truly a hero!

Hal5000 Voted Y 6/02/08 7:46 PM

The XVSY Olympics is full of great sports.http://youtube.com/watch?v=1Rz7LbkbggQ

XVSY Voted X 6/02/08 8:01 PM

Okay, here's what I think now. I looked at this from the point of view of what i could do, personally. Now, if i really wanted and trained bigtime, i could probably end up being able to eat what Sal ate. It would take me time, but i could do it. BUT i don't think i could do what the Lightening Bolt did...that's just a feat my body couldn't prepare for. SO, that all being said, Lightening Bolt, you get my vote today.

Greybeard Voted Y 6/02/08 8:09 PM

You run fast to run away from things. I run toward them. I run toward them to consume them and make them work for me, supplying my exoskeleton battle suit with much needed dark matter crystals. I eat them and then I eat their friends. The warriors of the future owe everything to Sal "The Stomach" Carboner.

Joonbug 6/02/08 8:22 PM

I'd rather watch the Trojan Games: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AbTSmOS_m6Q

bigslizz Voted Y 6/02/08 8:33 PM

Hal, I don't say this often, but you are 100% accurate. I really don't see how a computer could be wrong about the XVY vs Slizz contest.

poylaDdestroya Voted Y 6/02/08 8:41 PM

Holy crap, Joonbug wins the link war of the day. That was great. And a chalk to the buttocks for you my friends.

BootyWhiteMan Voted X 6/02/08 10:18 PM

If a war is what you want...a war is what you'll get. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k1QA7s9mm1U

blogenthau Voted X 6/02/08 10:58 PM

i resent competitive eating being considered a sport, but people who run a lot... let's face it, what are they really running from?

XVSY Voted X 6/02/08 11:01 PM

regarding bootywhiteman's comment - uhmmmmmmm.

Hal5000 Voted Y 6/02/08 11:49 PM

BootyWhiteMan, that is not a link, that is a sad truth, another Human in this world. HERE is a link Human scum. Here, see if you can go ahead and achieve this: http://youtube.com/watch?v=-ov4bjOvnzM&feature=related

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