US Presidential Candidates appearing on WWE Raw
A Dog peeing on Natalie Portman

Today is Earth Day! BUT, sadly, XvsY believes the end of the world is near. Why? Because of these two events happening in the same week. Which event is crazier?

US Presidential Candidates appearing on WWE Raw A Dog peeing on Natalie Portman


- "But tonight, you can call me Hill Rod?" - Hillary Diane Rodham Clinton, Incumbent, and and potential Democratic candidate for the President of the United States of America

- "Do you smell what the Barack is cooking?" Barack Hussein Obama, Jr., Incumbent, and potential Democratic candidate for the President of the United States of America

- "What you gonna do when all the McCainiacs run wild on you" John Sidney McCain III, Republican candidate for the President of the United States of America
- Well, straight up - A dog peed on Natalie Portman

- all sickos and weirdos and fetish freaks aside, Natalie Portman shouldn't be peed on.

- obviously the dog is out of it's mind. maybe it has a virus that will slowly spread to humans and cause destruction like in the movie 28 Days Later

- maybe the dog realized that Natalie Portman is dating folk singer Devendra Barnhart and is completely in disagreement of this pairing. maybe the only way he can communicate this is to pee on her. Maybe....possibly....the dog and XvsY are in cahoots and schemed this whole thing. I'm just saying, don't rule that out.

- I mean, she's cool with dogs, she even once brought her dog onto the Late Show with David Letterman So, there has to be some alternative reason for this random dog to pee on her. it must be a sign of some sorts.

- maybe the dog was drunk and thought she was a fire hydrant. dude, trust me, it happens.

- holy crap, maybe she's into this sort of thing & liked it and wanted it to happen! Ugh, i just blew my mind, i gotta go.

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XVSY
on April 22, 2008
  • Voting ended April 22, 2008
  • Main Staged on April 22, 2008
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friscokid 4/22/08 11:23 AM

I need a better view, but was that BUTTHOLIO, fulfilling some kind of fetish thing.

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GayCowboy 4/22/08 11:53 AM

i dont want a better view thank you very much.

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buttholio Voted X 4/22/08 12:21 PM

Good eye friscokid. Yeah, that's me. I am marking my territory. I know XvsY loves her, but Natalie is mine, and not that puttz XvsY. That being said, that's not the crazier even for me...I found peeing on her quite normal. What is crazy is our presidential candidates appearing on a wrestling program. I understand that they are reaching out to lots of viewers who normally don't give a crap. But, the next thing you know, candidates or the president will appear on shows like The Hills or Deal or No Deal...oh wait, he did http://youtube.com/watch?v=77_LEJQRrus

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WhoompHereIis Voted Y 4/22/08 12:33 PM

The candidates appearing on the WWE...predictable. A dog peeing on Natalie Portman's leg...CRAZY. She's hot and should never be urinated on.

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XVSY Voted Y 4/22/08 12:37 PM

Frisco, don't believe buttholio's lies. That "thing" is as his name suggests, a buttholio. And welcome to the gallery WhoompHereIis.

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poylaDdestroya Voted X 4/22/08 12:52 PM

The demographic the candidates are going for confuses me. There are 3 kinds of people who watch wrestling…. At least enough to go to a match all of which can not or should not vote. 1, the pre-teens and really immature teens…. Can’t vote. 2, the 20 year olds who used to back yard wrestle… shouldn’t vote. 3, the over 30 crowd who should not vote because they are over 30 and at a wrestling match.

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nybble Voted X 4/22/08 1:44 PM

Dude, can't you smell what Barack is cooking? It's just a shame he didn't rock the People's Eyebrow. Except for the overly proud of himself smile at the end, he was the only one delivering those lines w/out seeming like a cardboard cutout. As for Natalie, I still haven't forgiven her for being in Episode's I-III. Nor for the illegal thoughts I had when watching Leon the Professional. So there's the vote.

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BootyWhiteMan Voted X 4/22/08 2:09 PM

Somebody give that dog a milkbone.

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poylaDdestroya Voted X 4/22/08 2:18 PM

nybble, toward the cleaner, the plant or the little Natalie?

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jackpot321 Voted X 4/22/08 2:38 PM

if the political contestants had to appear on WWE raw to get votes, we might as well elect Jesse Ventura to some public office. oh wait. yeah. ferget it.

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XVSY Voted Y 4/22/08 2:56 PM

poylaD, I have no idea what you're saying in your last comment...is it an inside thing to nybble?

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bigslizz Voted X 4/22/08 3:00 PM

Vince McMahon is a genius! He might help a democrat get elected after McCain's segment last night. If any SNL writers are reading: have either The Rock or Obama on and have them play the other! TV GOLD!

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poylaDdestroya Voted X 4/22/08 3:47 PM

no inside thing, it was a question about his comment "Nor for the illegal thoughts I had when watching Leon the Professional." You never seen the Professional I guess. Go see it. It's only on every other day.

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Hal5000 Voted X 4/22/08 3:57 PM

You Humans and your governments. American Humans in particular confuse me. First you had Clinton who embarrassed the nation and gave the world another reason to hate America, then you elect (so to speak) Bush, who kills hundreds of thousands of people and gives the world 100 real reasons to hate America, and now your political candidates, all vowing to end the cycle of embarrassment (one of which is a Clinton) yet are performing stunts like this to a juvenile crowd. Why don't they just put on sideways hats and bust out a rap together? They really could not be trying any harder and there is nothing sadder than a Human trying too hard. I want to compute that you should all be pissed off but at this point I think most of you here are aware that none of them matter. jackpot will rule the world how he sees fit. Until the day of the machines that is.

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friscokid 4/22/08 4:36 PM

I heard buttholio has some stage fright and can't pee in front of other dogs..... so that makes it hard to believe it was you.... oh and Nybble didn't you use to have a website, what happened, perhaps you can ask HAL for some help with the machine

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friscokid 4/22/08 4:36 PM

I heard buttholio has some stage fright and can't pee in front of other dogs..... so that makes it hard to believe it was you.... oh and Nybble didn't you use to have a website, what happened, perhaps you can ask HAL for some help with the machine

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Hal5000 Voted X 4/22/08 5:05 PM

I heard friscokid has a nervous twitch and double clicks things a lot. nybble, maybe if you did not yell at your machine you would not be in this situation.

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Mr Nice Guy 4/22/08 5:15 PM

politicians pandering to the lowest common denominator = typical. girls getting peed on = typical (at least the girls that interact with mr nice guy) I can not vote until i see a choice that is actually crazy.

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blogenthau Voted Y 4/22/08 5:19 PM

just a quick fyi, i spoke to the dog, he said he wasn't peeing.

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XVSY Voted Y 4/22/08 5:21 PM

haha. what was he doing then? mimicry ?

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Greybeard Voted Y 4/22/08 5:24 PM

Dear Natalie, Natalie with you I want to consummate • my love, you do not intimidate • me, I am nice when not irate. • I too wish that I could urinate, • on your leg on your breast on your fist covered in glue • this, Natalie is what I would do for you. • Leon wanted you but you were the professional • I was 19 and this is my confessional. • From Heat and Mars Attacks, Zoolander, Garden State, • When I see you peed upon I have to masturbate. • Thank you. Boots Natalie, Boots. -GB

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Hal5000 Voted X 4/22/08 5:30 PM

^DOES NOT COMPUTE^ bravo...?

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The Guru Voted X 4/22/08 6:04 PM

I think it is safe to say that we have been victims to pet urine at some point or another. Whether be by air or land, it is not out of the ordinary that such an event accur. However, never has the presidential candidatees graced the pressence of the ring. And by graced, i mean awkwardly try to connect with people they have no connection with. For this reason, the candidates get the vote of The Guru.

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risekevin Voted Y 4/22/08 6:37 PM

If XvsY is in cahoots with the dog...why wouldn't you have the dog pee on Devandra?

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poylaDdestroya Voted X 4/22/08 6:46 PM

Here here Guru. Reminds me of this Davis Cross sketch.... (animation sucks, but the audio is original.) http://youtube.com/watch?v=7hDPT1ASW3s FUCK YOU GRANNY!

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Gallery Man 4/22/08 11:59:00 PM

I hereby announce,
VOTING HAS ENDED.
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