Terminator
Robocop

While some are pondering the American Idol finale tonight, XversusY is pondering this:

Terminator Robocop
- a cyborg

- T-800/850 Model 101 units

- a programmable robotic assassin and soldier, designed by the military supercomputer Skynet for infiltration and combat duty, towards the ultimate goal of exterminating the human resistance

- can speak naturally, copy the voices of others, read human handwriting, and even genuinely sweat, smell, and bleed

Species: Cyborg
Specialty: Assassination
Manufacturer: Skynet

- strong AI functionality combined with machine learning

- can withstand standard 20th century firearms, crash through walls intact, and survive explosions to some degree

- his CPU is a room-temperature superconducting artificial neural network with the ability to learn

- catch phrase "Hasta la vista, baby."
- cyborg Detroit police

RoboCop is programmed to follow four prime directives: "Serve the public trust", "Protect the innocent", "Uphold the law", (Classified)

- primary weapon; it is (presumably) a 9mm handgun with a large barrel extension that fires in three-round bursts

- Cobra Assault Cannon can fire explosive rounds equivalent to that of a grenade launcher and is based on the Barrett M82A1 sniper rifle

- he also has a large jetpack that allows RoboCop to fly

- has an internal zoom capability for better aim as well as tracking

- RoboCop's body is largely electronic and mechanical. He also has an armored shell composed of "titanium laminated with Kevlar" making RoboCop incredibly resilient against both bombs and bullets...only Murphy's head and brain was used in the construction of RoboCop

- catchphrase is "Dead or alive, you're coming with me."

Contest Info

Created by
XVSY
on May 20, 2009
  • Voting ended February 06, 2010
  • Main Staged on February 01, 2010
  • Featured on May 21, 2009
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GayCowboy 5/20/09 11:15 AM

I think instead of fighting, they would fall in love.

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XVSY 5/20/09 3:14 PM

and i bet this is the robot baby they would have after a nookie session.

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Hal5000 Voted X 5/20/09 12:30 PM

Let's see about this Dave.... One is a machine who kills Humans... well that is all I need.

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jackpot321 Voted X 5/20/09 12:47 PM

Well since only one of them inspired a porn film with "all anal ops lesbian all shot in Europe" I have to go with that one.
 

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buttholio Voted Y 5/20/09 3:16 PM

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GayCowboy 5/20/09 1:07 PM

Sperminator Porn?  How about Robo....Corn....

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jackpot321 Voted X 5/20/09 1:09 PM

Don't worry cowboy, I found a robocock for you too.
 

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poylaDdestroya Voted Y 5/20/09 1:35 PM

yeah. He "found" it.

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poylaDdestroya Voted Y 5/20/09 1:37 PM

Robo Urinal

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poylaDdestroya Voted Y 5/20/09 1:38 PM

Robo Horse.

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bigslizz Voted X 5/20/09 1:57 PM

Robo Cop couldn't govern a state with the way he talks.

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poylaDdestroya Voted Y 5/20/09 2:18 PM

Robo collector... THEY ARE NOT DOLLS DAD!

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poylaDdestroya Voted Y 5/20/09 2:19 PM

Robo Fish

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poylaDdestroya Voted Y 5/20/09 2:20 PM

Robo Bugs

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poylaDdestroya Voted Y 5/20/09 2:22 PM

Robo Hobo.

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poylaDdestroya Voted Y 5/20/09 2:23 PM

Los Lobos Robo

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XVSY 5/20/09 3:12 PM

i might make this into a poster and hang on the inside of my bathroom door

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poylaDdestroya Voted Y 5/20/09 2:32 PM

Robo Gobo

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buttholio Voted Y 5/20/09 2:51 PM

I vote for my BOY robocop because:


A.  He likes Noodles
and
B.  He likes Fried Chicken


homey would put a lickin on the terminator and keep on tickin.

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BootyWhiteMan 5/20/09 2:52 PM

XVSY's Robo Girlfriend

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XVSY 5/20/09 3:11 PM

awww man!  no pic! (not working, fail)

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buttholio Voted Y 5/20/09 3:54 PM

YES!  i love when she dresses up like Miss Pilgramage or Information attendant.  best girlfriend ever.

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XVSY 5/20/09 4:31 PM

hey buttholio, that's my girlfriend you're jabbering on about.  stop having your fantasies in the gallery.

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poylaDdestroya Voted Y 5/20/09 7:09 PM

Robo Snow

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poylaDdestroya Voted Y 5/20/09 7:10 PM

Robo Glow

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poylaDdestroya Voted Y 5/20/09 7:12 PM

Robo Logo

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poylaDdestroya Voted Y 5/20/09 7:13 PM

Robo mougle

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poylaDdestroya Voted Y 5/20/09 7:14 PM

Robo Globo?

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poylaDdestroya Voted Y 5/20/09 7:23 PM

Robo Dojo

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poylaDdestroya Voted Y 5/20/09 7:30 PM

Robo No Go.

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poylaDdestroya Voted Y 5/20/09 7:31 PM

Robo Below.

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poylaDdestroya Voted Y 5/20/09 7:33 PM

Robo MoFo

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poylaDdestroya Voted Y 5/20/09 7:36 PM

Robo Gonzo

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poylaDdestroya Voted Y 5/20/09 7:41 PM

Robo Cuomo?

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XVSY 5/20/09 9:57 PM

poylaDdestroya, you OWN this gallery today!  YOU are turning into a roboDestroya

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poylaDdestroya Voted Y 5/20/09 10:04 PM

Robo Bono?

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