Spock
Chewbacca

You're assembling your team. Who do you pick?

Spock Chewbacca
- vulcan

- low maintenance haircut

- pointy ears

- hail from the planet Vulcan, and are noted for their attempt to live by reason and logic with no interference from emotion

- Spock as a Vulcan is known to be a vegetarian, though Vulcans are also known to sometimes consume seafood and were omnivores in ages past. Red Lobster is back on the list.
- Vulcan nerve pinch

- Approximately every seven years, Vulcan males experience an overpowering mating drive known as pon farr. Once triggered, Vulcans must have sexual contact with someone, preferably their mate, or else face insanity and death. Let's just hope you're not locked in a spaceship with him in 7 years....unless you're the GC.

- stronger, faster and longer-lived than humans

- A "mind-meld" is a technique for sharing thoughts, experiences, memories, and knowledge with another individual. Spock has been known to perform mind melds with members of most other species.
- wookiee

- low maintenance...fully covered with a thick coat of hair. He might however shed and may clog up the shower and toilet.

- can't see his ears

- has a keen sense of smell. None of that, "whoever smelt it dealt it" business. He'll sniff you out.

- according to his boy Solo, his friend Chewbacca can pull a mans' arms out of their sockets if angered. You don't want to anger a wookiee.

- what does chewy eat?

- has good hand-eye coordination and is shown to be an excellent marksmen. Good partner when playing buckhunter.

- he's a devoted, loyal friend and wookiee's are generally very distrustful of strangers and have notoriously short tempers

- has a lifespan of several hundred years

- The Wookiee language is Shyriiwook. Wookiees are capable of understanding Galactic Basic, but generally none are able to speak it due to the structure of Wookiee vocal cords. If you don't understand Shyriiwook, conversations might get a little bit stale.

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XVSY
on May 06, 2009
  • Voting ended May 06, 2010
  • Main Staged on May 06, 2009
  • Featured on May 12, 2009
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GayCowboy Voted X 5/06/09 11:19 AM

Chewy would be more popular with the ladies...."awww he's so cute!" but you DON'T wanna be around a wookie in the rain.  There is not enough shampoo in the empire to get that smell out.

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poylaDdestroya Voted X 5/06/09 11:37 AM

I choose spock because the intakes on my spaceship don;t need any hair in them. Plus when we get out hands on some of that alien beer, you will need Spock's ears to open the cans.

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GayCowboy Voted X 5/06/09 11:47 AM

I know XvsY will vote Chewbacca because of the Chewy costume he made:

chewy

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XVSY Voted Y 5/06/09 5:02 PM

One night that costume came to life and asked me to take it to the vet.  Needless to say, I took it to the vet.  The End.

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nybble Voted Y 5/06/09 11:53 AM

What is this nonsense? What could Spock do to Chewy? Spock v Chewy would result in Spock getting beaten to death by his own leg. Please. Bunch of trekkies.. Oh sorry! trekkERS...

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GayCowboy Voted X 5/06/09 12:00 PM

The question, Nypple, is who would you put on your team?  The smelly ill tempered monster who can only communicate through gargling at the top of his lungs or the super-intelligent, super-loyal telepath with superhuman strength that can incapacite his foes with a touch and im guessing can hear what everyone is saying even if they are whispering.

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nybble Voted Y 5/06/09 1:54 PM

Dude. I'd pick Chewy and them have him beat you into a pulp while you were busy making out with Kirk. That's right.

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Hal5000 Voted Y 5/06/09 12:42 PM

The choice is clear Dave, the one that is less Human is logically better.

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buttholio Voted Y 5/06/09 5:00 PM

there's my pile of nuts and bolts!   Hal5000, buddy, we're both on chewy's side!  consider yourself buttholio'd today Hal!

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FoxyBoxing Voted X 5/06/09 12:46 PM

Come on, a deformed ewok vs The ballad of bilbo baggins??  No Contest!

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XVSY Voted Y 5/06/09 5:24 PM

wow! amazing link foxyboxing...re: ballad of bilbo baggins

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poylaDdestroya Voted X 5/06/09 12:47 PM

Spock is so freakin' cool though, seriously.

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SchweatyPete Voted X 5/06/09 1:08 PM

would that have any effect on Spock?  I kinda think he'd be like Bob Marley and need a field to just get buzzed...

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GayCowboy Voted X 5/06/09 1:21 PM

Im not sure how much it would take, but in the episode This Side of Paradise we learn that he can definitley get goofy on herbs.

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buttholio Voted Y 5/06/09 4:59 PM

i bet you vulcan hand sign your butthole nightly

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GayCowboy Voted X 5/06/09 1:05 PM

hey look, its Wookie Goldberg!

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BootyWhiteMan Voted X 5/06/09 1:30 PM

^^^Awesome!  She looks like this guy.

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BootyWhiteMan Voted X 5/06/09 1:21 PM

Chewbacca is a dude. Chewbacca wears no pants. There is no way I'm letting his hairy butt balls anywhere near the soft Corinthian leather bucket seats of my space cruiser.

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poylaDdestroya Voted X 5/06/09 1:44 PM

BTW Spock is not totally Vulcan, as I noticed while reading Hal's comments.

He is half Human, his mom was a people! (what?)

So GET YER TREK IN ORDER!

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jackpot321 Voted X 5/06/09 2:44 PM

I went spock. Vulcan Death Grip kids, VDG

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DrRumack Voted X 5/06/09 3:46 PM

Much prefer logic over a walking carpet.  Besides, I don't speak dog.

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buttholio Voted Y 5/06/09 4:58 PM

here's to my DOG!  dude, chewy would be the best partner in crime.  look how loyal and great he is to hand solo.  the wookie was there for him through thick and thin.  i bet he even gave the ol pirate some fur sometime, while out in deep space by themselves.  spock is a turd ass dork and would get smooshed by the mighty chewbacca.  spork is also all serious and boring.  i want to pal around with my dog out there.  remember, dog is a man's best friend and the wookie is basically a big fuzzy dog.  and bootywhiteman, for all the reasons you wrote, that's why i would want him as a partner.

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poylaDdestroya Voted X 5/06/09 5:06 PM

buttholio, I will always be.... your friend.

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WhoompHereIis Voted Y 5/06/09 5:28 PM

Chewy is exactly the guy you want on your team.  No need for wardrobe, loyal, and a monster fighter.  You could start trouble and have the wookie end it.  Woomp!

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poylaDdestroya Voted X 5/06/09 5:38 PM

Yeah, because you know, wardrobe is a huge hassle on space flights.

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GayCowboy Voted X 5/06/09 5:49 PM

BootyWhite had a good point on this:  when it comed to guys, pants always beats no pants.

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poylaDdestroya Voted X 5/06/09 6:01 PM

Least he has enogh fur to act as pants. Like Yale.

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nybble Voted Y 5/06/09 9:46 PM

"pants always beats no pants"?? It's like I don't even know you anymore.

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poylaDdestroya Voted X 5/06/09 6:07 PM
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GayCowboy Voted X 5/06/09 8:03 PM
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poylaDdestroya Voted X 5/06/09 11:47 PM

and on that note, mmmmm.

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GayCowboy Voted X 5/08/09 12:18 PM

"Let the wookiee win"

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