Penélope Cruz
Salma Hayek

Because I watched the movie Banditas at 1am last night:

Penélope Cruz Salma Hayek
- Penélope Cruz Sánchez (born April 28, 1974, in Madrid) is a Golden Globe- and Academy Award-nominated Spanish actress

- here is Penelope's resume...XvsY recommends Blow and most any Javier Bardem movie...she's good in all of em. (she's really good (acting) and nudie in the movie Woman on Top)

- here's an awesome page of Penelope Cruz picture links

- dated tom cruz and matthew mcconaughey

- claims to be a vegetarian since 2000. XvsY is a vegetarian too...we could get a Griff Dog together

- is best friends with Salma Hayek and also Shakira...XvsY would love to go bikini shopping with the three of them.
- Salma Hayek Jiménez (born September 2, 1966) is an Academy Award-, Golden Globe- and Emmy-nominated Mexican/American actress, Daytime Emmy-winning director, and an Emmy-nominated TV and film producer

- an unofficial fan site with lots of links and stuff

- here is here resume... XvsY likes a scene from Dusk Till Dawn, the movie Frida, the movie Desperado, and Fools Rush In...yeah, you read right - that movie with Matthew Perry.

- here are more pics and sexy links of Salma Hayek then you will ever need

- dated ed norton and josh lucas

- she produces the show on ABC - Ugly Betty. This is what happened to her when she appeared on the show

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Created by
XVSY
on December 03, 2007
  • Voting ended December 03, 2007
  • Main Staged on December 03, 2007
  • Featured on December 03, 2007
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XVSY Voted Y 12/03/07 11:37 AM

as beautiful and good an actress penelope cruz is, sometimes she reminds me of the Joker from Batman.

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BootyWhiteMan Voted Y 12/03/07 12:22 PM

Now that you mention it, she does look like Cesar Romero. My vote is for Ms. Hayek. She got some nice brestages.

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Hal5000 12/03/07 12:22 PM

Both of these Humans posses the attributes most appealing to Human males, in particular their bone structure and fatty chest deposits. While they may be useful as bait there primary function is to act as distractions for the destruction of mankind.

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buttholio Voted X 12/03/07 2:08 PM

no brainer. Penelope is HOT. Salma is short.

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jackpot321 12/03/07 2:43 PM

short aint ugly holio. Poyla nailed this one. salma, in desperado. untouchable.

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Hal5000 12/03/07 2:52 PM

More specifically, Penelope Cruz has been in more questionable girlie movies than anyone and Salma Hayek has been on Opera 5 times which is reason enough to hate her. Admit it, you have no good Humans left. Let's wrap things up.

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XVSY Voted Y 12/03/07 3:56 PM

i must concur with you jackpot sir....short aint ugly at all. but please note, a lot of penelope cruz pics have been, va va va voooooom. i know i shouldn't be posting this BUT.... http://www.metacafe.com/watch/291565/penelope_cruz_topless_compilation/

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BootyWhiteMan Voted Y 12/03/07 4:09 PM

Saw the link...she still looks like Cesar Romero.

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HDizzle Voted X 12/03/07 4:34 PM

how come i'm always voting in the minority?

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XVSY Voted Y 12/03/07 4:55 PM

well, means you have to recruit some folks to make your minority the majority. or something like that. wait, when you vote are you wearing your underwear on your head?

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Hal5000 12/03/07 6:53 PM

The question does not have an answer you would like.

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XVSY Voted Y 12/03/07 9:43 PM

i do like penelope...pronounced peen-a-lope, a lot. XvsY has a thing and history with spanish girls. that being said, i think i gotta go with Salma....mexican....tacos.....great beaches.....desperado.....nanas.....good actress.....smart.......and she's worked with cool directors and made good flicks. blah blah. i went salma.

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Gallery Man 12/03/07 11:59:00 PM

I hereby announce,
VOTING HAS ENDED.
But please, don't let that stop you from commenting. The gallery is still open for your thoughts.

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