Paris Hilton
Mischa Barton

I know, I know...who cares. BUT these two girls are both dating musicians on the same music tour. Who will be the better groupie?

Paris Hilton Mischa Barton
- is dating Benji Madden, the drummer from the band Good Charlotte. This dude's twin brother, Joel, got sexy with Nicole Richie (paris' buddy. Causing Nicole to squirt out a little baby)

- if you google "sexy pictures paris hilton", waaaay too many sites come up. Anyway, THIS LINK seems to be the end all be all place for all the various sexy pics of this hilton girl.

- Paris Whitney Hilton (born February 17, 1981) is an American celebutante, singer, actress, model, and businesswoman

- blah blah blah, she made a sex tape...you've seen it or own it.

- she's also made some other movies that aren't her sex tapes too! - Repo! The Genetic Opera, The Hottie and the Nottie, The House of Wax

- she's really rich so she'll probably pay for your taco bell "Runs" and slurpee addcition

- how can she be on tour, she doesn't have time peoples....she's LOOKING FOR A BEST FRIEND for god's sake!

- was arrested and charged with driving under the influence of alcohol with a blood alcohol content of 0.08% and then put in the pokey! Hot.
- this former O.C. actress is dating the guitarist, Taylor Locke, from the band Rooney - The opening act for the band Good Charlotte

- here are a whole bunch of sexy pics of Mischa Barton. If you're ever thinking about becoming a weirdo and collecting all her sexy pics...use that link.

- Mischa Anne Marsden Barton, 22 yrs. old and best known so far for her role as Marissa Cooper on the O.C.

- in the movie the Sixth Sense - she's the creepy girl under the table...what if she becomes the creepy girl again during the tour, and hides under the table - could be funny while not performing, get your mind off your work.

- she's been arrested for suspicion of driving under the influence, possession of marijuana, and driving without a valid license....she's well trained and probably ready to party and rock.

- she won a contest for knobbly knees

- she dated Cisco Adler, the front man for the group Whitestarr...he had saggy balls. SO....whatever you might be packing, she's probably gonna be okay with it.

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Created by
XVSY
on April 15, 2008
  • Voting ended April 15, 2008
  • Main Staged on April 15, 2008
  • Featured on April 15, 2008
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buttholio Voted Y 4/15/08 11:57 AM

mischa barton, chick on the right, she was good on the OC. Yeah, i watch that show. Anyway, she's hotter, even with the knobbly knees link and probably cooler.

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GayCowboy Voted Y 4/15/08 11:59 AM

i dont hate mischa barton, so that's enough to give her the win here.

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StiemyG 4/15/08 12:06 PM

i thought the gay-cowboy hates all women?

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XVSY Voted X 4/15/08 12:13 PM

not true StiemyG...the cowboy loves the ladies. please refer to his contest on April 1. ALSO, how come you don't vote...what do you vote today?

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friscokid Voted X 4/15/08 12:20 PM

OK, so you think groupie and you think: sex, drugs and rock n roll. Clearly you have all those wonderful traits in both of these lovely young ladies....but here is the catch...... I don't think a groupie can be more famous than the band. I think this needs to be totally shim shammed, and with my apologies to the sensitive rock n rollers, I believe the real question in this contest is:Which one of these starlets has gotten themselves the better boy toy??

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jackpot321 4/15/08 12:28 PM

I agree with the friskid, who would you rather have? yeah prob MB, but who makes the better groupie? no contest. PH fo sho. she is into the sex, the drugs, the exhibitionism, she will go down on a roadie for a roast beef sandwich, she will make out with girls and engage in dangerous activities of exploitation. and what is the fun of being a rockstar if ya can't do that?

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XVSY Voted X 4/15/08 12:35 PM

holy moly. Jackpot and Friscokid, your words of wisdom convinced me. A groupie must be into that world and have the traits of a rockstar! she's gotta be able to roll with it and ROCK. PH wins this one. Also, Jackpot is going to vegas this week - so i know how he's thinking.

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jackpot321 4/15/08 12:44 PM

let her ride. i mean let it ride! if i see PH i will tell her about XvY and it's simian dungeonmaster.

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bigslizz Voted Y 4/15/08 12:46 PM

You could make a groupie slogan for Y- "Mischa Barton: She won't give you AIDS!"

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BootyWhiteMan 4/15/08 12:55 PM

Why oh why did I click on that link for saggy balls? Was it curiosity? Perhaps. Was it intrigue? Possible. Alas, the damage has been done. That image forever etched in my brain. If I could scratch it out with rusty nails I would, but I can’t. It’s there. Damn you XvsY. Damn you straight to hell.

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XVSY Voted X 4/15/08 1:18 PM

:o)

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nybble 4/15/08 3:01 PM

wait... can I still vote for the Dalai Lama?

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Hal5000 4/15/08 3:36 PM

Ms. Hilton has already proven what she can do to rock stars. I will need to see proof from the other contestant please.

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XVSY Voted X 4/15/08 3:49 PM

click on the link under Mischa Barton that says - Saggy Balls....that is evidence.

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Hal5000 4/15/08 3:51 PM

evidence yes, but not of Mischa Barton's skills just of your gigantic collection of Human male testicle pictures.

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LaurieAniston Voted X 4/15/08 4:19 PM

"Squirt out a little baby"....Oh My God!!!

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risekevin Voted Y 4/15/08 4:42 PM

Lots of love for Mischa...

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blogenthau 4/15/08 7:54 PM

paris hilton's hoo-ha has to been beaten up like a piece of roast beef that a lion and piranha have been fighting over. just sayin.

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Hal5000 4/15/08 8:21 PM

Why is Paris famous again?

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Gallery Man 4/15/08 11:59:00 PM

I hereby announce,
VOTING HAS ENDED.
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