Jack Bauer
John Rambo
Jack Bauer John Rambo
- trained and worked in various capacities as a government agent, including US Army Delta Force (elite army brigade "Coral Snake"), LAPD SWAT, and the Counter Terrorist Unit (CTU)

- bachelor's degree in English Literature and Art from UCLA. Masters of Science in Criminology and Law from UC Berkeley

- has a HOT daughter

- has stopped a nuclear attack, a deadly virus, been abducted, stopped terrorist activities, and basically kicked a lot of bad guy ass.

- never has to use the restroom
- skilled in all acts of survival and guerilla warfare

- his name is eponymous for a person demonstrating heroism through the use of extreme violence.

- Born in Bowie, Arizona and is of Native American & German descent.

- A vietnam war vet and POW who has training in the Special Forces at Fort Bragg, NC.

- kicked Washington St. police, vietnamese and Soviet ass

- "Sir, do we get to win this time?"

- "Murdock... I'm coming to get YOU!"

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XVSY
on May 08, 2007
  • Voting ended May 08, 2007
  • Main Staged on May 08, 2007
  • Featured on May 08, 2007
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Prosik 5/08/07 6:08 AM

Rambo could so kick Bauer's ass, no competition.

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Hal5000 5/08/07 1:43 PM

Both advocate violence toward other humans, But Rambo is the only person in history who’s build spun off body suits of muscle for countless parody movies, television shows, plays and sketch comedy routines. Not only did John Rambo make exploding people with primitive weapons a practical “must do” for kids, but he instilled in their minds the false hopes of actually everything through violence. He will die first, but just to scare the crap out of everyone else. HUMANS SUCK.

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Hal5000 5/08/07 1:45 PM

*actually solving..... The internet can not keep up with my superior thought process.

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Gallery Man 5/08/07 11:59:00 PM

I hereby announce,
VOTING HAS ENDED.
But please, don't let that stop you from commenting. The gallery is still open for your thoughts.

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