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- without it, you wouldn't be able to watch t.v. or get on your computer and log onto XversusY...snap, maybe that's a good thing.
- no television which means you can't watch skinamax or shows like flight of the concord, curb your enthusiasm or Battle Star Galactica - dude, no electricity means no Electric Avenue - dude, what would Ben Franklin have been doing instead? I bet he would have gotten into tattoos instead. - you won't get electrocuted unless you get struck by lightnening or you walk funny and rub your shoes on carpet and then touch someone. - no tv, no radio, no microwave, oven, no AC, no lights, no watching mr. woodcock at 1:58am on a sunday night, no iphone and games on it like crash bandicoot 3D _____________________________ This contest was co-created & brainstormed with the GayCowboy _____________________________ |
- where would you "go" if you know what'm sayin?
- wanna take a shower? fougedaboutit. - no plumbing means no indoor bathroom which means where would you read your mad magazines from now on? - a person can only buy so much new underwear and socks. at some point you'll have to wash your stuff. where you going to do that? maybe you can take it to the river - without plumbing Chris Elliot's famous line in Cabin Boy wouldn't be as funny. - you would never need to call the plumber - it's 3 am, a blizzard outside, the hot girl is sleeping over your apartment, you gotta poo. what do you do....what. do. you. do? - unsanitary conditions would lead to disease then the plague. - drinking water, piping, sewage systems |
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Contest Info
Created byXVSY
on August 11, 2008
- Voting ended August 11, 2008
- Main Staged on August 11, 2008
- Featured on August 11, 2008
- Guest voting is allowed.
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yeah. plumbing changed the world. Electricity gave us internet porn. mmnnnnnnnn internet porn...
Without electricity we couldn't have the electric chair. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kBOWnsJ0nho
Plumbing man. It not only makes my poo go away pronto, it also forms the basis for the series of interconnected tubes that has come to be called the internets. There's a lotta shit on the nets and that is good.
without electricity, no internet....and there wouldn't be a band called AC-DC - they might still be a band and have the same name (but it would stand for something else). But what symbol would they put in the middle of their logo if there was no electricity? http://postersrus.com.au/images/Music/acdc%20logo.jpg
YO! Wasssssssup! http://www.instantrimshot.com/ So, I vote electricity. It's given me so much joy in life. The Internet and internet porn. Television and the porn I watch on television. It's allowed me to watch television for 2 straight days. It's allowed me to be the buttholio that I am today. In regards to plumbing, it's pretty dope too but I wouldn't mind taking doody's on the street and dropping deuces in a bag and then throwing the bag out my window onto the street. I would leave deucers all over the place. No more leaving one in the upper deck, I would be leaving them in bags in corners, or under your sofa, or in your fridge. No plumbing means buttholio's "stuff" everywhere. Let the world take it in. If you got shivers from reading my comment today, consider yourself BUTTHOLIO'D!
I am self sufficient, ever see the Matrix? Anyway, Is electricity even an intention, or it is simple something you Humans think you have harnessed? I seem to recall something called lightning and static before you Humans even got here. I vote for your plumbing because only animals like you would even have the use for such a vile contraption.
*I meant invention, of course it's your intention, as it is your intention to cover the whole planet with your poo filled tubes. You guys even pollute under the ground, how sad is that?
Without electricity there would be no XVY... there would also be no means by which to create you, Hal, so now I change my vote!
I am everywhere, I just choose to communicate through this site because..... well okay, it was random.
im a huge fan of this electricity. but that plumbing bit is ancient. and Hal has to have some sort of "waste product" maybe he's polluting the air with excess carbon
Hal is all about radioactive sewage and 3 eyed fish yall. He is the poster boy for toxic waste.
the importance of being able to drop a proper a deuce is unequaled. that being said, I just realized that during the blackout toilets and showers didn't work...
I can pee outside, bathe in a nearby lake/stream or even the ocean (worst case) and take a #2 pretty much anywhere and bury it, camping style. Electricity is one of the greatest inventions or discoveries, to be more accurate, of human times. Woomp!
I have no smelly waste. I create no pollution. These are all Human inventions. I can process nothing more disturbing than "dropping a deuce". You all sicken me. And you did not invent electricity, you obnoxious pompous animals.
You guys! Hal you are funny. I could go a long time without electric gadgets but I can’t go at all without plumbing! Get it? Te he. I saw Cabin Boy a few years ago and it is one movie my friends just don’t get. I love Chris Elliot!
today i am proud to be XvsY...especially when there is a link to an Ernest movie in the peanut gallery...joy.
Good contest... and good question, is electricity an invention? Anyway, poop further away from me wins every time. Porn is good, but no poop is better. Awesome Talking Heads link..... got me into a Talking Heads click a thon, here are a few other noteworthy talking heads videos you may fondly remember. Road To Nowhere: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sQXsuAey-NE&feature=related Wild Wild Life: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4NXkM8PsPXs&feature=related Burning Down The House: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=st1lH8zcIuQ&feature=related My personal favorite, Once In A Lifetime: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EYbUCvz1LYE
Oh yeah and Hal, your nothing special, I made you out of plastic and paint in one weekend. http://happyboxproductions.typepad.com/my_weblog/
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No one is a bigger electricity fan than me... but i just cant live in a world where StiemyG cant get a shower.