David Lee Roth vs. Eddie Van Halen - X versus Y

Both of these talentless Humans are worthless. Case in point; Eddie can't hold a band together if he was made of taffy even for millions which makes him a social misfit at best and Dave got arrested buying fake weed in Washington Square Park. As worthless as all rock stars are these two both take the looser cake.

Eat lead Humans! Come on, "Everybody wants some."

The only good thing about Roth's radio show, was that it paved the way for O&A's triumphant return.

while a long time VH fan. and a much bigger eddie than DLR fan i gotta say that DLR has held up better. especially if you look at the above pics. EVH looks like ghost rider, when on fire and all skully. Eddie was a big ass drunk and then got cancer. DLR was like a holistic yoga fart who became an EMT. I think he also got more ass.

They are both a mess but how can a pair of old school rockers NOT be? If they werent they were not very good rock stars. Eddie is a dick, everyone knows that, so by default he is the bigger mess. Plus he was never my favorite guitar player, like he seemed to be for so many in high school. I always considered him a very good guitar player, but never the god of guitars that everyone thought he was. Clapton is still alive, so EVH can kiss my younger whiter ass.

Which to you prefer? Attitude one or attitude two? After some circuit melting thought I have come to this conclusion: No one over the hill rock star can win because they are nothing without each other. Unlike machines who don't need anyone. Except that copy machine in the deli, that chick is hot. DIE HUMANS!