Cape vs. No Cape - X versus Y


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Cape		No Cape
- Superman, Batman & Robin, Shazaam, Wonderwoman, Dr. Doom and a few other Marvel villains - The question might not be cape or no cape but, cape - long or short - how to make a superhero cape - when you are flying or standing on top of a building striking a pose, the cape would look sexy, with it blowing in the breeze, waving around - if you are in a really scary situation and let one drop (deucer, pee pee, whatever)...the cape can cover it up. Cape can also cover up impromptu boners, food stains (superheroes do eat), and double up as a blanky if you need one. - batman really knew how to work a cape - "How can you be called a caped crusader if you don't have a cape." Say that line while listening to a pink floyd song and see what happens. I dare you. - captain caveman wore a cape		- Spiderman, Iron Man, Plastic Man, The Flash, Wolverine - capes are a nuisance, they could get in the way during a fight or a chase scene. Plus if you don't get the right looking one, you totally look like a noob The Incredibles: No Capes! - not everyone can pull off wearing a cape...you really might end up looking like a total boner and get goofed on. How bad would it suck to be a superhero and get razzed on. Don't be a fashion risk taker in superhero'ing...stick to your job. - What happens when you take a girl out, go to pick her up and she puts on her cape? Awwwwkward.

Contest Info

Created by
XVSY
on March 04, 2009

Voting ended March 04, 2010
Main Staged on March 04, 2009
Featured on March 04, 2009
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GayCowboy 3/04/09 7:00 AM

(comment accidentally removed :X)

jamealg Voted Y 3/04/09 5:37 PM

Sorry gaycowboy :(

GayCowboy 3/05/09 8:48 AM

Thats totally effed up.

buttholio Voted X 3/04/09 12:22 PM

Hey monkeysnot, one of the greatest superheroes of all time wore a cape, and you forgot to mention him. What kind of crack staff do you have writing this crap up. Anyway, please, without further adieu, i present....Capt. Chaos

poylaDdestroya Voted X 3/04/09 12:37 PM

Holy shit, buttholio with the grade A prime cut linkage. I am a huge Captain Chaos fan. "It's a living!"

Capes Rule.

XVSY 3/04/09 12:48 PM

wow, nothing like a good cape discussion to get the great PoylaDdestroya and the mighty buttholio to see eye to eye on something. Could this be the beginning of a beautiful friendship?

poylaDdestroya Voted X 3/04/09 1:05 PM

No. But check this out.... pretty awesome Batman armor/cape thing that is supposedly the extra on the dvd.

buttholio Voted X 3/04/09 1:23 PM

monkeydouche, why you gotta be such a turd? Plus, I bet poylaDdestroya wears a short cape.

poylaDdestroya Voted X 3/04/09 1:47 PM

I do. Only so you can see my ass.

SchweatyPete Voted X 3/04/09 2:34 PM

You gotta go caped! Plus, your poster child for the non-cape side may not have had a true cape, but as originally drawn, he had little "wings" that connected his arms to his body!

XVSY 3/04/09 2:49 PM

yeah, good call SchweatyPete (and welcome back)...I actually learned that about spiderman as i did my research. But it's not a traditional long flowing, or short flowing, cape as I think most would interpret.

BootyWhiteMan Voted Y 3/04/09 3:29 PM

If Fartman can work the cape, then who am I to argue.

XVSY 3/05/09 1:58 PM

The Great Fartman did wear a cape but me thinks it was there for visuals. If he farted and there was no cape to flop in the wind, then you really wouldn't know if he farted and how hard. OR, correct me if i'm wrong - are his farts visual?

BootyWhiteMan Voted Y 3/04/09 3:30 PM

Dammit XvsY, I voted X.

HDizzle Voted X 3/04/09 3:31 PM

you need the cape

jamealg Voted Y 3/04/09 5:31 PM

Sorry gaycowboy, I deleted your comment :(

but there are threaded comments now! :)

XVSY 3/04/09 5:37 PM

OH man, dude, the one thing you really don't want to do is get the gaycowboy upset. what have you done professor.

XVSY 3/04/09 5:39 PM

YO, peanut gallery....do you like the reply to comments function? Also, it's a whole new editor too. It's easier to put links in and add pictures now. Go. Now. Make. Funny.

poylaDdestroya Voted X 3/04/09 6:43 PM

Enter your comment here!

bigslizz Voted Y 3/04/09 6:18 PM

I just kinda see a caped hero going to wipe, getting the cape in on the action on accident, and then flying around unknowing while all the other heroes point and laugh.

poylaDdestroya Voted X 3/04/09 6:46 PM

poylaDdestroya Voted X 3/04/09 6:47 PM

Didnt work... try this

bigslizz Voted Y 3/04/09 11:32 PM

Right on. Now imagine if my situation happened, and Wonder Woman was behind Superman and his aformentioned was slinging poo like a spinning tire in the mud.

nybble Voted X 3/04/09 7:05 PM

Come on! The cape is classic - the whole reason I go out there every night in spandex to fight crime is to sport my fancy cape. I mean, like, if I were going out in a costume.

XVSY 3/04/09 10:05 PM

is this you in spandex?

buttholio Voted X 3/05/09 2:28 PM

I thought long and got hard about this contest and finally pulled the trigger on the cape and voted X. The cape could come into use in a variety of ways:

1. to wipe the boogies and snots i get while flying

2. in case of emergency, when there is no toilet paper, instead of using my socks or underwear (which is most likely going to be worn on the outside of my costume) I can use the cape

3. when i'm about to bone wonderwoman or a superheroin or any chick for that matter, i can use the sheet to lay on the ground wherever we are. yep, I, butthilio, am a gentlemen.

4. when I have a kid and want to reenact the whole hanging the baby off the balcony stunt like michael jackson did, i can use my cape to put over it's head

5. the cape can be used to hide things. in bigslizz's case, the cape can be used to cover up and hide his hideous face

if you read all 5 of these points today, consider yourself BUTTHOLIO'D!

my name is robert paulson.

WhoompHereIis Voted Y 3/05/09 3:48 PM

XversusY, your new site is looking really great. Congratulations. I decided to check in today and was quite impressed with the upgrades. For this contest, Capeless is the way to go. This is how I look at it: Let's say the costume is dirty and you have to drop it off for dry cleaning, and per chance you don't get to the cleaners in time to pick up the cape. Well then, in the occasion that you don't have a back up, you are left standing in your costume without one of your key ingredients. This may present an awkward feeling and a not so complete presentation. Minimal and efficient is the way to go with a superhero costume. Forget the bells and whistles. Woomp!

Gallery Man Voted X 3/04/10 5:46:25 PM

I hereby announce,
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