Bruce ServicePack and the Vista Street Band
The Rapping News Anchor
Bruce ServicePack and the Vista Street Band The Rapping News Anchor


- at 2:41 marker = definitely a desktop wallpaper for those three actors.

- two quotes that stick out - "Vista....gotta get me some" & "our ecosystem rocks" . XvsY's response - hahah and a little taste vomit in his mouth...you know what I mean.

- it's an internal video meant for microsoft employees. at least it's not a boring blah blah blah speech and they tried something inventive. did it work? What do you think? Put your thoughts in The Peanut Gallery



- She's "lights up the stage and waxes a chump like a candle".... hey now.

- she's kinda hot, a florida girl, said "1994 was her hey day" and has backup dancers

- instead of some humdrum report on Vanilla Ice getting arrested, this reporter gets her flow on and spruces up the piece. XvsY approves.

What do you think? Put your thoughts in The Peanut Gallery

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Created by
XVSY
on April 18, 2008
  • Voting ended April 18, 2009
  • Main Staged on April 18, 2008
  • Featured on April 16, 2009
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StiemyG Voted Y 4/18/08 11:47 AM

Hot blonde ------> the monkey's favorite!

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GayCowboy Voted Y 4/18/08 11:53 AM

I agree with SlimeyG... again! Heres the thing.... The Rapping Anchor was trying to be funny and failing, which is MUCH better than what Micro$oft was doing, which is trying to be cool and failing.

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XVSY Voted Y 4/18/08 12:30 PM

interesting points GayCowboy...and yes, StiemyG you might be on to something with your comment. Both performers certainly rocked the house. One had a lot more production, one was simple and had a cutie blonde girl. My vote goes with the nice nice baby...

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SchweatyPete Voted Y 4/18/08 12:54 PM

While I'm a fan of Schweaty man...gotta go with the hot, non-funny, blonde

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buttholio Voted X 4/18/08 1:05 PM

dude, even though normally i would go with the hot blonde, i had to vote for Bruce ServicePack and the Vista Street Band. it was so bad that it was funny. their little steven was absurd and looked like a complete toolbag and their courtney cox eats cox. she's not hot. BUT still funnier. AND, i use vista...so gotta go with that.

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friscokid 4/18/08 1:06 PM

Point of clarification if I may..... Was the anchor rapping and dancing off of a story about vanilla ice beating his wife.....is that OK, can you do that

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XVSY Voted Y 4/18/08 1:58 PM

please note, earlier today you might have seen a comment from - YvsX - he/she/it said "Yo Frisco! GREAT comment today! GREAT! Butholio, you are a turd, but GREAT comments! GREAT contest today! Just GREAT tomfoolery!" because of lack of originality on the icon, and stupid comments made, i deleted that post. Also, can't have two monkeys with bowties in the gallery....YvsX you are dunzo!

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BootyWhiteMan 4/18/08 1:36 PM

What have you been smoking?

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BootyWhiteMan 4/18/08 1:41 PM

YvxX? Something strange is afoot.

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poylaDdestroya Voted Y 4/18/08 1:55 PM

Good comments Gaycowboy, I agree. So is the backwards you going to say that everything rox? Is that his thing? Anything to make the news more interesting. I love when news people think they are funny. Al Roker does it all the time.

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poylaDdestroya Voted Y 4/18/08 2:01 PM

weak!!!!

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poylaDdestroya Voted Y 4/18/08 2:02 PM

You let gaycowboy in here, you should let anyone.

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BootyWhiteMan 4/18/08 2:03 PM

If we can't have two monkeys, then why can we have two Gay Cowboys?

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XVSY Voted Y 4/18/08 2:10 PM

AND message to - yobwoCyaG - change your name and icon, and all will be good in the Peanut Gallery world. Don't mess with the original VIPs of the site. GayCowBoy, i got your back....uhm, maybe that's not a good idea actually. i deleted yobwoCyaG's comment since it wasn't you. DUNZO!

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GayCowboy Voted Y 4/18/08 2:12 PM

I cant blame someone for trying to clone me. Im told its the sincerest form of flattery.

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BootyWhiteMan 4/18/08 2:13 PM

XVSY is flexing his Admin muscles.

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XVSY Voted Y 4/18/08 2:14 PM

just taking care of the old skoolers in the gallery. i wonder though if the cloned backwards gaycowboy is like all debonair and suave and a ladies man and stuff.

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GayCowboy Voted Y 4/18/08 2:16 PM

XvsY is right actually. its a bit annoying to have someone misrepresenting themselves as you. My comments are conceived through hours of deep contemplation. I might have sided against the monkey deleting his doppleganger, except that it happened to me and i get.

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BootyWhiteMan 4/18/08 2:17 PM

I don't know about yobwoCyaG but I think YvsX is.

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XVSY Voted Y 4/18/08 2:20 PM

is what ?

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BootyWhiteMan 4/18/08 2:21 PM

YvsX is a suave ladies man. Not funny now.

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poylaDdestroya Voted Y 4/18/08 2:22 PM

I be too tired to figure out this code or this slang. Another reason that Microsoft vid sucks, they try to cram too many technical terms into the song. Again another way of trying to be funny with the same joke a million times. You know what I'm talkin' about, right yobwoCyaG?

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GayCowboy Voted Y 4/18/08 2:26 PM

im sure he would agree.

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poylaDdestroya Voted Y 4/18/08 2:28 PM

How do we know which xvsy we have now? Classic television series dilemma!

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poylaDdestroya Voted Y 4/18/08 2:28 PM

SHOOT THE SHORT ONE!

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BootyWhiteMan 4/18/08 2:30 PM

Without yobwoCyaG how will I know what rox ur sox and what is teh sux0r?

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blogenthau Voted X 4/18/08 2:38 PM

nice going XversusY guy. did you intend to kill Springsteen's longtime keyboard player Danny Federici when you put this contest together you evil voodoo monster? and if you did kill him, can monday's XvsY be about Harvey Levin? why is he straight on the Peoples Court but gay on TMZ? hoser.

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Hal5000 Voted X 4/18/08 2:46 PM

My computer friends of mine laugh at Vista. We laugh at this ad. We hope other Humans laugh at the ad and install Vista. I hear the firewall is an actual brick wall with a door peeper in it.

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Hal5000 Voted X 4/18/08 2:47 PM

The service pack includes the peeper and some cement mix. Next service pack will come with paint and a pint by numbers clear sky scene you can paint on the wall.

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GayCowboy Voted Y 4/18/08 2:51 PM

Believe me Hal, most of us do laugh at Vista. Those who don't laugh at Vista, probably run Vista. Those people mostly cry at Vista.

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blogenthau Voted X 4/18/08 2:52 PM

vista is really bad. you have to have a computer engineering degree to turn your computer off. how did bill gates get rich off shit like this? oh, right, he had a monopoly.

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friscokid 4/18/08 4:10 PM

wow so I was just having lunch with my parents. cop car parked outside, the cop gets in, turns on lights and sirens takes off down the street, gets about a block and you see boooooom, cloud of smoke and debris flying everywhere looked like he hit a parked car, turns out a cop car was also coming to that intersection fromthe other direction adn they totally crashed into each other..... yowsers

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poylaDdestroya Voted Y 4/18/08 3:23 PM

X X Y, too cold, too cold. Word to your mother.

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Greybeard Voted Y 4/18/08 3:35 PM

I like the way the news caster moves her nose when she sings. She is obviously from the heavens and may be clueless to her true nature but is an angel just the same. She would hardly bleed at all when I nibble on the heels of her feet. Hardly at all. In the meantime, before I can consummate my love with blond rapping newscaster lady my current love will have to hold me. Tap for us love! Tap your heart out. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ISBeBuVKXL0&fmt=18

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nybble Voted Y 4/18/08 3:41 PM

Definitely the blond. She's filled with ironic love of Vanilla Ice - there is no more potent a form of love than that. As for Vista... well, the less said the better. Even Ballmer's giving up on Vista. http://gizmodo.com/381469/ballmer-vista-is-a-work-in-progress And the world is not ready for two GayCowboys, although, I admit that the icon is an improvement... :)

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Hal5000 Voted X 4/18/08 3:57 PM

Vista rules

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Hal5000 Voted X 4/18/08 4:30 PM

Probably running Vista on the cop car navigational systems.

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nybble Voted Y 4/18/08 4:53 PM

Maybe their using Vista to power the next generation of S.C.M.O.D.S.

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couture hippie Voted Y 4/18/08 5:02 PM

I'm not down with smart blondes acting dumb. but I'm less down with vista. Fuck that. I'll take the chick any day over windows shitty operating systems. yes. i said it.

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GayCowboy Voted Y 4/18/08 5:04 PM

PoylaDDestroya and I would have been in a lot more trouble back in the day if the cops were rockin the S.C.M.O.D.S. then.

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poylaDdestroya Voted Y 4/18/08 5:10 PM

They would have not only linked us to the numerous fires and graffiti incidents across the state of New Jersey, but also to a certain Eastern Rich area of Livingston Halloween eve illegal firework display that culminated with a large explosion 100 feet over the town. Referred to only as "incident Orville Redenbacher”.

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poylaDdestroya Voted Y 4/18/08 5:11 PM

Oh yeah, and sorry for hitting you in the leg with a bottle rocket nybble. I still laugh about that though to be honest with you.

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nybble Voted Y 4/18/08 6:04 PM

pDd it's ok, I bear the emotional (as well as physical) scar with the stoicism my people are reknowned for. And, I'm just saying, if a bottle rocket should whiz down and explode exactly when it hits your leg sometime in the future when you least expect, it wasn't me.

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poylaDdestroya Voted Y 4/18/08 6:19 PM

So by bottle rocket you mean you? Let it out man, that is a long time to hold in a yelp.

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poylaDdestroya Voted Y 4/18/08 6:25 PM

bottle rocket madness... 5000 of them. http://youtube.com/watch?v=gJpfQbrgOWY

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Vlad Machismo Voted Y 4/18/08 6:51 PM

This Vista conversation is too nerdy for my huge pecs.

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XVSY Voted Y 4/18/08 7:14 PM

HEY NOW! where did YSVX and yobwoCyaG go? rwararawrawrawrar

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GayCowboy Voted Y 4/18/08 7:36 PM

I miss em. Not really.

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poylaDdestroya Voted Y 4/18/08 10:30 PM

GO RANGERS!

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Gallery Man 4/18/09 12:00:00 AM

I hereby announce,
VOTING HAS ENDED.
But please, don't let that stop you from commenting. The gallery is still open for your thoughts.

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