|
|
|
Since both situations might possibly stink. Which would you rather have? |
||
| A Sex in the City Weekend (below describes what that is) | Broken ISS Space Toilet | |
|
- A Sex in the City weekend would involve a marathon of all the episodes and then topping it off with a screening of the movie.
- that's 94 episodes kiddos - about 34 hours of viewing material + the 145 minutes for the movie (2 hours 25 minutes) TRT for this weekend's event - Approximately 37 hours - XvsY breaks it down like this - you will learn lots about women in NYC and be well prepped for any future interactions with the female species. You will essentially get in touch with your more feminine side...like jackpot321. Maybe you'll learn something. Who knows, you might end up loving it and find the things you truly love. - hold your horses, maybe this is the BEST place for a dude to go...think about it. Maybe you put on your best threads, some cosmo shakers (full of booze of course) and hit the scene. - while watching the episodes, nudie scenes - Not sure what this movie is or what you're in store for? Watch and learn... - NOTE: XvsY walked by a few movie theaters last night and there was nothing but girls, in sexy dresses everywhere. |
- for now, until they can get this guy to visit their space station, they're baggin it
- if we as humans are going to live on the moon, go to mars, travel through space...we would need to figure out a few basic things - one one of which - how we'll be able to take dookies and go to the bathroom in space. - where will they read their Mad Magazines??? - The International Space Station toilet is officially known as a WCS, or waste collection system. Usually found near these WCS are characters such as BigSlizz & Jackpot321 - Check out this Popsci.com article with neato pictures - have you ever been in a car and needed to take a wee and only had a coke bottle near by? I'm sure it's the same situation for these astronauts. - The system relies on a series of fans and vacuums to operate properly. The astronauts on this space station can't run to a hardware store or simply call up a plumber...they have to fix this sh%t (no pun intended) themselves. Luckily, they have some other astronauts visiting their ship soon. - Urine is sucked out into space! So you might want to double think buying that convertible space rocket ship. - Solid waste is exposed to the vacuum of space and it freezes, essentially preserving it. _____________________________ PLEASE NOTE - Today's contest is a combination of contests. poylaDdestroya submitted a great contest and XvsY decided to take half of it and goof it up some. Guess which half he submitted??! |
|
Contest Info
Created byXVSY
on May 31, 2008
- Voting ended May 31, 2008
- Main Staged on May 31, 2008
- Featured on May 31, 2008
- Guest voting is allowed.
PEANUT GALLERY leave your comments here
To add to the discussion, use the textbox at the bottom of the page. To reply on a comment, click on the "reply" link under the comment.
isnt that the TV show about the 3 hookers and their mother? I also would rather swim in a sea of jackpots feces than spend a weekend watching satc.
Almost nothing is worse than satc. well another installment of beverly hills cop might be worse but, luckily that will never happen...uh oh http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20080529/en_nm/murphy_dc_1
This kid would rather eat Werther's than watch SATC. http://youtube.com/watch?v=ZM3d2wxbPFs
You jokers are silly. Would I like to spend the weekend with 4 fine foxy ladies and learn about the female species so that I can advance my suave skills?...Absolutely. After this "sex in the city" weekend, I would go get me some Sex in the city...Woomp!
as much as i despise those chicks who walk around thinking they're "the carrie" in their group of friends. it is essential to female dna to see this movie. although im certain i will wait until mid-summer to see it. in a broken down theater. with a bunch of dudes jerking off to samanthas sex scenes. while i wonder what exactly she eats to keep her tits so high at such an old age
After watching SATC, these are the only suave skills you get. http://youtube.com/watch?v=2ICiMNaEdAM
Couture. I believe samantha's exercise regimen consists of blow and plastic surgery. then again, what do us jerking off in a theater type guys know.
I think she uses this too. http://www.nbc10.com/health/1808693/detail.html
I abstain from voting because my challenge was freakin mutilated. I spend the time to make a great challenge and SATC gets added to it? F that. Why don’t you just punch me in the nads?
Don't worry - I'll punch you in the nads, pDd, next time I see you. Because I'm such a good friend.
also GC would rather swim in jackpot's feces than win the lottery, so it really isn't saying much... that's what I read on the internets, at least.
What an asswipe contest, no pun intended. I choose not having a toilet. Dude, peeing and doodying in space must be neat...screw the toilets. invent something where I can poo in a box and that gets sucked and disposed out into outerspace. Eventually, that doodie will solidify and fall to earth, HOPEFULLY onto Jackpot321 and BootyWhiteman's head. Then i'll jump out in front of them and say - "you've been buttholio'd!!"
no space toilet is way better than SATC, whatever that is, you'd have to put me in the clockwork orange reprogramming machine to get me to watch that...in fact that is what they used in reprogramming young Alex...also did anyone else notice that Buttholio shits water?
Buttholio threatened to poop on me from space. I'm not sure whether to be insulted or impressed.
Why is the second worst challenge ever up two days in a row? I am a computer and I am confused.
I hereby announce,
VOTING HAS ENDED.
But please, don't let that stop you from commenting. The gallery is still open for your thoughts.
Thank you for sharing the article . It let me know something I didn't know .
I hope everyone here can find his or her dream ,then make it come true !
China Phone
Power Balance mobile phones Android Mobile Phone
GPS Mobile Phone Hiphone TV Mobile Phone
wifi mobile phone Smart Mobile Phone watch cell phone
juicy couture was embraced by fashionistas from all walks of life, and was a celebrity favorite as well. This famous brand was set up in 1997, as the premium designer, marketer and wholesaler of sexy, fun, sophisticated basics. All of the juicy couture outlet items are produced with the company signature logo, and well known for their casual-chic designs, high quality materials and superior craftsmanship. There are various cheap and discounts juicy couture bags outlet items on sale at our online Juicy Couture Outlet. juicy couture bags are the most popular products from JC. juicy couture handbags Tracksuit has long been the go-to for fashion-conscious people who are looking for comfy clothing that are anything but frumpy! Of course, do not forget other Juicy Couture products such as dresses, sandals, sunglasses, watch, etc. More Juicy Couture clearance can be found at our stores, just come and buy, it's now or never! Createurs de Luxe is the select purveyor of luxury hermes bag, signature Birkin and hermes bags as well as accessories and couture accoutrements. Authenticity is guaranteed, and excellence is customary. Serving our global clientele for over a decade, we assert our status as the paragon of professionalism, service, selection and discretion. Our offerings are absolutely gorgeous hermes birkin bags and accessories. We have many happy customers that have come back to us over and over because our cheap hermes bags products are excellent in both material and craftsmanship. Our prices are guaranteed the lowest online prices, and our service is unmatched by any other! Buy some of our hermes bags sale beautiful items today and we feel confident you will love the quality and the price.
These prada shoes are also available in various forms and colors which make it look even moor attractive and entice the attention of the customers for to avail such fashionable shoes. New Popular Bags you can find from Here, Cheap Designer Handbags !
If you want "Superior Quality" prada handbags that will not break the bank, you are come the right price. Look at Npbags.com; we are one of a few websites that carry the best selection and quality prada bags. All of our Handbags are guaranteed. Our Handbags are constructed to perfection with every detail. Our Handbags have every single detail an prada outlet would actually have, so stop your search be convinced we are the best site with superb Customer service and best Handbags Designer supplier you will ever see !
True religion jeans outlet fit like they were made especially for you. True religion outlet are one of the most desired brands of Jeans due to their great styles and awsome fit.Ture religion jeans is an American premium clothing line, established in December of 2002 by husband and wife team Jeffrey and Kym Lubell. In the winter of 2002, True Religion debuted its denim products from its Los Angeles base. cheap coach bags on sale got it's start when it's founder noticed how distinctive the leather used in baseball gloves was and how well it lasted in spite of rough handling. So began coach bags purese in 1941 with their first refined leather bags, built to stand the test of time. Coach can only continue to grown in sales with it's introduction of the new "Scribble" pattern, the "Scarf" pattern, and my personal favorite, the "Ladybug Applique" pattern. If you are looking for a timeless classic coach bags outlet or something new, just check out wholesale coach bags 2010 for the best of both worlds .coach bags outlet is one of the few brands that truly live up to its image. When a woman shops for a handbag, she knows to expect quality from the coach outlet selection. Their design consistency has created a distinctive look, much like a signature perfume. The coach outlet online says a woman is classy, elegant, a lady.Welcome to shop coach canada handbags in our coach canada handbags online store. All of coach handbags here are fashionable, lightweight and show female charm. Pure and fresh styles will give you lasting visual appeal, whether the stylish Coach Poppy or exquisite Coach handbags 2010. Coach has focused on designing fashionable bags and providing high quality leather products. Here we offer coach handbags outlet of different styles and various sizes and colors. We will make the utmost possible effort to provide high-quality coach outlet and more Coach Bags for every customer. Take action now! we offer free shipping and non sales tax to you!Welcome to the supra shoes online shop, raised design on the soles, have a very good flexibility, now all the supra skytop are great discount, free shipping – no tax. and we look the supra footwear, very comfortable after wearing for leisure necessary single product. so that the entire section has a good texture supra uk, black lace and metal button-a perfect mix of practical and also played a very good decoration.
Let me tell you how can I buy cheap windows 7 key to complete windows 7 activation.
they are http://www.win7activation.com and http://www.win7product.com
Not only can buy windows 7 activation key and windows 7 product key, There are office activation key and office product key, Including the office 2010 activation key and office 2007 activation key, if you will buy office 2010 product key and office 2007 product key.
I have a lot of merchandise on display link:
windows 7 enterprise activation key
win 7 activation
microsoft office 2010 professional plus product key
win 7 activation key
windows 7 product key generator
windows 7 ultimate product key
windows xp product key
product key windows 7
windows 7 product key ultimate
I've collected these information risk to the long.
Join the Discussion!
In order to post a comment, you must register for an account or log into your existing account.
I WOULD RATHER SWIM IN A SEA OF MY OWN FECES THAN SPEND A WEEKEND WATCHING SATC (YES, I CALLED IT SATC AND YES I AM USING CAPITALS BECAUSE THAT SHOWS HOW STRONGLY I FEEL). I AM SURE THE GAY COWBOY WILL CHOOSE SEX IN THE CITY BECAUSE HE GETS VERY LITTLE SEX IN THIS CITY AND BECAUSE HE IS GAY.