| August 28, 2008 | ||
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There are 2 hitchhikers on the side of the road and you have to pick one of them up. Who do you pick up?
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| Chewbacca | Darth Vader | |
![]() - he's pretty hairy. He might shed all over the interior of your car. - he stands 7 feet 4 3/4 inches tall - he is the first mate and co-pilot of the millenium falcon. he could probably share in the driving or, in the least, he would be a good co-pilot and navigator. however, if you don't speak wookie, you might not understand what he is saying with all the sounds he makes...the ones out of his mouth at least. - carries a bowcaster - he's a movie star. he might have some diva attitude. - gotta respect a dude who walks around naked all the time. also, he doesn't really carry much with him. just that brown pouch and that sache-belt he wears. basically, he won't have smelly underwear - guy just doesn't wear any. - created by george lucas, hey, that's not chewie's fault - let's say he falls alseep. he's probably really grouchy when you wake him up...i'm just ass-u-me-ing this. - he'll keep you safe from trouble |
![]() - Sith apprentice of Emperor Palpatine and definitely has his good and bad moments...You don't want to be around him when he's annoyed. - he knows the force. i'm sure this power would come in useful at some point in the drive. during a traffic jam he could probably elevate the car and swoop you past everyone. - carries a lightsaber - might come in handy if you don't have lighter or it's dark and you need to read a map... - you might die. he's killed a LOT of people in his day. you never know what kind of mood he'll be in. - dude, look what he did to his girlfriend - dude, check out some of his vader sessions - he probably has some great stories to tell but once again, he might kill you after entertaining you. - created by george lucas, totally not his fault...it was his destiny. - if he falls alseep, his snoring is probably going to get annoying - with his whole breathing apparatus thing-a-ma-jing |
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